Warning: F-word (fart) appears below
Yesterday, 10:25 p.m., Jared and Katrina cuddling in bed.
J: What do I smell like?
K: Like boy.
K: You smell like boy.
J: What does "boy" smell like?
K: Like you. You just smell like you.
J: But not stinky, right? Aren't you glad I'm not stinky?
K: Yes. You are remarkably unstinky for a boy. In fact... you hardly ever even have stinky farts.
J: I was just thinking that. It hasn't always been this way. In the MTC, everyone has stinky farts. It's something in the food. It can be quite embarrassing. You know, everyone is lined up taking pictures in front of the map and then... not good.
K: Yeah that's definitely not good. It must be something about how we eat cause I don't really have stinky farts either. I don't even remember the last time I had a stinky fart.
J: Me neither.
K: It's good not to be stinky.