Thursday, May 15, 2008

a victory plan for hillary

According to Gail Collins New York Times editorial today, this is all that must happen for Hillary to win the nomination:

1) A big, big win in Kentucky next Tuesday. Ideally, Obama should be limited to no more than 100 votes.

2) Oregon, scheduled for the same day, inexplicably breaks off and sinks into the Pacific Ocean.

3) Puerto Rico, clocking in on June 1, not only gives Clinton a huge majority, but also manages to become a state in advance of the vote.

4) Finally, on June 3 as the South Dakota polls open, Thomas Jefferson’s head on Mount Rushmore comes to life and starts shouting, “You go, girl.”

Think she can pull it off?


  1. You've probably already talked about it and I haven't found it, but I'm curious in your personal politics, but you don't have to share either if you don't want.

    When and why did you become a democrat (could've always been, I know we didn't exactly discuss politics growing up:) and if Mitt Romney had stayed in the race would you have voted for him?

  2. Bwa ha ha ha ha. Oh, Hillary. Must you make this so painful?